I have sought the advice of the experts. I am...
...ready for my close-up.
Everything is orderly and systematic here in my studio.
D.W. Griffith suggests Intolerance is out of the question.
Clarence Brown is of the opinion that Flesh and the Devil and the deep blue sea could cause a few problems.
King Vidor believes The Crowd and The Big Parade could be somewhat overwhelming.
However, as I am a true artist, I should not need the advice of Napoléon, according to an expert on the subject, Monsieur Abel Gance.
So, my dear reader, would you be thrilled to hear me talk? You may have heard me do so if you have ever taken tea at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. Several of my friends invite me to meet them there from time to time.
If you are expertly familiar with my work, you will know that I am an autotelic and aesthetic personage rather than a tell-all, pathetic one. I am not very keen on red carpets as they usually clash with my chosen attire, as well as with my preferred interior decoration.
My dear friend, Mr Wilde, has managed to convince me that even though my personality and conversation are even more charming and witty than his own, it is better that I keep the public guessing. Mr Wilde believes it unnecessary for my melodious, resonant and well-modulated voice to be known in the 21st century as my most beautiful teapot is now as famous as I am myself.
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