Deliciously Creamy Investigative Journalism

Enlightened persons are very well aware that Adelaide Adagia represents and presents the cream of the crop of Australia's investigative journalism.  As the editor of the aforementioned esteemed publication, I am well-known for...

...my dislike of unctuous reporters, Tabloidian tittle tattle and distasteful magazines, as are many of my friends and colleagues:


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The Marquis de Tabloid himself once attempted to interview me as I waited for a bus in Currie Street.  He wanted to know if I was on my way to have luncheon with the Maharaja of Yelojurnalismbad.  It was such an impertinence!  The marquis also asked me for my opinions regarding crime in Adelaide, which is always a sign of something sinister going on.  He would never be permitted to gain employment with Adelaide Adagia.  Perhaps he is currently working for a gossip magazine.

Should Adelaide Adagia contain cartoons?

Tabloidian journalists, many employees of unpleasant magazines, and various Tabloidian television presenters, all around the world, frequently have a sadistic approach to interviewing, as you will know if you have ever been contacted by such a creature after being a victim of a crime, an accident, a natural disaster or any other sort of personally unusual occurrence.  We, on the other hand, would offer you a cup of tea, a box of tissues, genuine sympathy and plenty of privacy.

All members of the team at Adelaide Adagia are highly trained in the field of deliciously creamy investigative journalism, even though they have a range of unrelated job titles and exploratory duties.  Such journalism provides a balance between sensationalist, intrusive excesses, and the dull, pompous, dry, boring, pretentious, monochrome, monotone and elitist extreme at the other end of the presentation spectrum (but not necessarily at the other end of the political spectrum in the 21st century).

Most journalism today?

This is why Adelaide Adagia, at least on most screens of proper computational machines, is delightfully and deliciously creamy itself rather than garishly yellow.  Perhaps you would like to view a brief Mojo introduction to yellow journalism, to ensure you are well informed (though the garishly loud beginning of the video appears to me to be somewhat Tabloidian itself).

A very dear friend of mine is intimately acquainted with the topic of yellow journalism, should you wish to receive some deeper insights.  She is usually at her best when keeping silent, as may a large number of presenters and politicians:


An introduction to a group of very talented ladies, including my friend

More about my friend's talents and investigations


The International Training Centre for the Harmonious Interplay of Beauty, Understanding and Magnificence is the global leader in providing the skills required for deliciously creamy investigative journalism.  It is very easy to gain some preliminary skills as an enlightened investigator, even in your local area or garden shed.  Perhaps you may even have some silent Tasmanian movie footage which could be a piece of something important and very special.

Our competitors

Many persons who have a feeling they have important news or evidence to share with others can often find it difficult to know where to start.  Who should you trust with your own important, and possibly special, information, dear reader?  Who will take the best care of you and your evidence?  Do you live in Australia and even consider yourself to be an enlightened journalist?


The Ethical Journalism Initiative

National Film and Sound Archive, Australia

Migration Museum, South Australia

Commissioner of Victims' Rights, South Australia

Australian Law Reform Commission


Should investigative journalism be entertaining to an audience?  Should it be enlightening or even edifying?  It should, at least, always be easy to distinguish between deliciously creamy investigative journalism and Tabloidian infotainment.


Are you a quietly investigative citizen-journalist?

Would you like to meet the high-minded inhabitants of the Adelaide Adagia Investigative Unit?

Tabloidian average reading level?

How well informed are you about crime in Australia?  Do you consider crime to be any action showing disrespect for the future?  Are you familiar with the work of the Australian Institute of Criminology?  Have you ever been a whistleblower?  Do you always act in the public interest?  Perhaps you consider yourself more of a watchdog or a muckraker than a detective.  You may even believe that the inadequate standard of democracy today is a consequence of it being marketed in the same way as junk food, news and junk food news.

Now I shall have some deliciously creamy ice cream to go with a few more of the peaches from my tree.  I do hope to hear about your own investigations soon.