Castles in her Hair

Travelling around Britain in the cause of enlightenment has recently taken me from Wales to Scotland.  I have been told that...

Twaklin Off Her Trolley

Oh, it is most annoying.  I cannot even venture into a British supermarket without a dozen tabloidian photographers blocking my way to the baked beans.  Queen Alexandra has offered to do my shopping so that I am not so inconvenienced.  She often manages to...

A Market for Enlightened Magnificence

Marketing and fund raising are never at all important in the ethereal world.  In the material world, however, the integrated expression of requited and unrequited desires can sometimes lead to....

Here Comes the Bromide

I very much enjoyed the royal wedding performance, just as I usually enjoy many other types of operatic presentation.  The colour, sound and splendour...

Grace, Lace and Legitimacy

My royal wedding ethereal reception tea party was delightfully successful, dear reader.  I am sure you are wondering why I have avoided revealing its location to you, but after so much hard work planning the...