The Muse of the World

If you have recently been musing about museums or music or making chocolate moose, dear reader, you may have sought the assistance of one of the mythological muses.  Such ladies are often very helpful whenever an assortment of creative inspirations and knowledgeable insights are required.

It has come to my attention, however, that some of my own private telephonic conversations with the muses may have been intercepted on several occasions.  There is even evidence to suggest that my voicemail messages have...


...been snooped upon for the financial benefit of several multimillionaires.  I am wondering what to do.

You may be aware that I am sometimes referred to as the Muse of the World.  I am known to the muses themselves as Milady Twaklin.  Being the only personage who knows the true number of muses in existence, and their respective occupations, I wish to inform you that there are no newspaper proprietors amongst them.

Milady Euro, the muse of creative accounting, believes her telephonic contraption has been tapped, too.  It is exceedingly troubling.    Who will be next?  What can be done about the situation?

Milady Verso, the muse of multiple imprints and media bias, thinks my concerns are misguided.  She says that there is nothing wrong with making money from any form of eavesdropping.  I tend to disagree, as do most of my fellow muses.

I do not wish to reveal much at all about my grocery requirements, except in private telephone conversations, especially as most of my recipes contain secret ingredients.  Perhaps I should have a word with Milady Thalia.  She usually assists me whenever I have any sort of problem.

Milady Thalia has collaborated with Milady Video to investigate the matter further.  They have just introduced me to two enlightening gentlemen.