Friday, 6 May 2011

A Market for Enlightened Magnificence

Marketing and fund raising are never at all important in the ethereal world.  In the material world, however, the integrated expression of requited and unrequited desires can sometimes lead to....



...disquiet and disgruntlement.  Whether it is the demand for energy, cups of tea, useful information, amusing distractions, silly shoes, flushing toilets or a nice, warm bed, there are all sorts of preferences to take into consideration.

Royal wedding viewers energy demands

To use energy and other resources wisely at times of high demand requires an enlightened approach.  Such an approach may include filling a vacuum flask of hot water at a time of low electricity demand for the purpose of a later cup of tea.  You may even seek the assistance of Mr James Watt and Sir James Dewar as the two gentlemen may both offer some Scottish shortbread if you are nice to them.

Even if you do not know much about devolution, evolution, invention, peak loads, or market segmentation, you may have a good idea of what you like to buy, and perhaps even what you like to sell.  Sales and marketing are of obvious importance in the lives of many personages, especially when seeking paid employment of some description.

An Emeritus Professor
You may even believe that public relations, customer service and organisational diplomacy are important, though these are topics are frequently subject to a considerably confusing array of perceptions.

The International Training Centre for the Harmonious Interplay of Beauty, Understanding and Magnificence is currently seeking prospective interns to contribute some interesting and effective marketing proposals, with the self-management and self-funding of their implementation an essential requirement.

You may also wish to enrol on one of our lovely courses.  I have therefore taken the liberty of introducing you to just a few examples of educational work:


Twaklin's studio

The end of our year

Mozarty holidays

Amalgamations and collaborations

Vichyssoise diplomacy

World peace and policy forum


Do contact the sublime secretariat should you wish to know more.

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