Wednesday, 12 May 2010

Harmonious Training and the Australian Federal Budget 2010

Dear Mr Swan

Thank you very much indeed for the $661,000,000.  It will...

...come in very useful at the International Training Centre for the Harmonious Interplay of Beauty, Understanding and Magnificence, especially for our Australian students.

Once candidates for our courses are able to make their way successfully around a hard copy of Adelaide's Yellow Pages directory, through the boost to literacy and numeracy you envisage we will have to share with other providers, students will be able to proceed to the next level of our service.

The two qualities underpinning the training we provide are:

1. Courtesy
2. Originality

All students, staff and contractors working and training with us will be expected to apply these two qualities in all aspects of their lives.  We especially look forward to enrolling students who hope to work at the new National Institute for Public Policy in Canberra.

Thank you again for your assistance.

Yours sincerely

Twaklin Adelaidezone
Chief Executive Officer
International Training Centre for the Harmonious Interplay of Beauty, Understanding and Magnificence.


PS.  I am familiar with the following links:

Vocational Education and Training - Australian Government

Shift in Priorities - The Australian

A few words from Mr da Ponte about dissatisfied employees (with the assistance of Mr Mozart and an interpreter)

A few words from Mr Dylan about vocational training

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